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Official Borat Mankini Swimsuit | 
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| Brand: Official Borat Mankini Swimsuit
Category: Toy
Department: Mens
Buy New: £4.95
New (16) from £4.95
Rating:  3 reviews
Sales Rank: 33
Color: Green
Batteries Included: No
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.4
Dimensions (in): 3.9 x 2 x 7.5
MPN: 29777
EAN: 5020570297773
ASIN: B000WAWH68
Availability: Usually dispatched within 1-2 business days
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| Features:
| • | The officially licensed Borat Mankini | | • | It is a bikini for men, as fashioned by Borat Sagdiyev | | • | One size fits all! |
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Product Description
Attention. This is not a gadget. It is a bikini for men, a subject which makes us men here at gadgetshop HQ hastily cross and uncross our legs before coughing loudly and talking about 'sports' and slasher movies. It looks better on Borat than it does on my colleage Simon, which is genuinely saying something. Maybe it's Simon's Clarks Pathfinders that spoil the effect. So let's not talk about men. Let's take a dispassionate look at the functional benefits of the mankini over more conventional swimwear. First, it's a one-piece for convenience. Then, it's lurid shade of lime, meaning that it's going to get you seen. Lots. So it's safe when you're in the water. Additionally, it's official 20th Century Fox cinematic merchandise, so it's not some Khazak rio-off that will have you scratching all the way to your GP. Crucially, it possesses a pouch in which to safely stow one's crown jewels. And finally, it is emblazoned with the Borat cinematic logo device, just in case anyone should think your efforts serious. So there you have it. Makes a terrific comedy gift. An amazing Secret Santa. A self-deprecating poolside appearance. And a guaranteed (but polite) refusal at the door to the Sistine Chapel. The Mankini is now among us. Buy at your peril.
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| Customer Reviews:
amazing! April 19, 2008
G. M. A. Jones (montgomery)
2 out of 2 found this review helpful
this mankini is one of the best ive ever used, and ive used many!
there is one flaw though, my penis did not like the pressure that the mankini was inflicting on it and i now have to put my penis in a tub of sudocrem and i am developing genitle warts!
but other than that its fun as hell!
mankini April 18, 2008
Mr. R. G. Bedford
3 out of 3 found this review helpful
I think that this toy is very good fun and I totaly agree with you mr william o mansfield it does get you lots of atention from the germans. I reallly enjoyed this product i give it an A*
Mankini April 18, 2008
Mr. William O. Mansfield (England)
3 out of 3 found this review helpful
I wore this on the beach in the South of France this summer, and I must say that it gets you a lot of attention (especially from Germans[?]). I would totally recommend anyone to buy this mankini; it looks superb, its extremely durable, and its really comfortable no matter where you decide to wear it.
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