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We're quite, quite sure that in the heady days of Prog Rock, you, like us took a sudden interest in tennis. Not for the genius of Borg or Connors, though. But for the equipment. It seems that generations of young men, deprived of the resources required to buy a Fender Stratocaster, sought sanctuary in the delights of the common-or-garden wooden framed tennis racket as a guitar substitute. All that was needed then was a suitably long mirror, one of your mother's scarves to tie around your head, some old makeup (in a nod to Bowie)... and the transformation would be complete. Now, of course technology is our friend. And, with the help of the highly technological V-Beat Guitar, your air guitaring tennis racketing days are well and truly over. This two-piece technical marvel is the bridge between the world of air and the world of The Shadows, with clever motion-sensing technology enabling the production of soarin' solos, rockin' rhythms and down-down-deeper-and-down chord patterns that would impress even the mighty Quo. Not arf. The V-Beat helps one get to grips, on a quite literal level, with the real thing, and, with built-in tutorials and rhythms, one will be chugging along in no time. All we ask is that you perform said chugging in the privacy of one's own bedroom. Rock on. You know you want to.
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